Archive for May, 2007

The Actual Cause of the Ice Age

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

Just how did the first Ice Age come about?

Runtime: 30 sec

Lohan’s Publicist Admits She May Be Out of ‘Poor Things’

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

Filed under: , , , ,

Wow, I bet no one saw this coming. If you're not sick and tired of hearing about the trials and tribulations of Lindsay Lohan by now, then you seriously need to come over to my place because we're having a ball with this whole "coked up on the side of a road" snafu. Ah Lindsay, you beat Paris and Britney any day. Sometimes I feel as if all these girls get together in a room, throw a bunch of moronic activities into a hat and randomly choose the best way to end their career. "Ooohh, I got 'shave my head and punch a photographer's car!'" "Yeah, well I got 'drive the wrong way on the freeway.'" "That's nothing ladies, I got 'snort some coke and crash my car into a tree.' Beat that bitches!" Oh, but wait -- they're addicts. I forgot. Then again, I'm not so sure rehab can cure an idiot addiction.

Now that La Lohan has officially checked into rehab following the events that took place this past weekend, her future on film is all up in the air. According to Variety, the hard-partying thesp might have to ditch her latest role in the dark comedy Poor Things (which we literally just told you about the other day) because shooting was set to begin this month. Pic, which also stars Rosario Dawson, Shirley MacLaine and Channing Tatum, will either delay its start or feverishly search for an adequate replacement. For my money, I'd bet on the latter. This also brings into question Lohan's I Know Who Killed Me, which is due out July 27. Will Lohan be healthy enough to promote the flick? What will happen? And how long before someone plans a movie about her life with Lohan attached to star? And then, how long until she ditches that role too?

Permalink | Email this | Comments

PES for Pivot

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

sprint.jpg

I can’t seem to get away from stop-motion. The latest from Anonymous Content’s PES for Pivot is full of his characteristic charm—a subtle playfulness that never upstages the message. My favorite moment is the collision of the two chairs to create a polka-dot love seat. According to the PR release for this one: “the effect was achieved by building full sized couches at different increments. Says PES, ‘It’s not everyday that you get to build an entire couch for 2 frames of animation.’”

Worship!

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

beeeth.jpg

Miz Beth Ditto is on the cover of the new issue of NME magazine…..naked!

Click here for the more risque photo.

Suck On This

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

cris1.jpg
criiiis2.jpg
criiis3.jpg

Posing much?

More! Harder!

The world’s best soccer player at the moment, Manchester United’s Cristiano Ronaldo, enjoys some down town in Miami with his “mates” after a victorious season.

Shouldn’t he be wearing a speedo?

He really should!

Debra to Lary: You’re Sued!

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

yoursued.jpg

Larry Birkhead‘s former lawyer, Debra Opri, is taking the father of Anna Nicole Smith‘s baby to court.

The attorney is claiming that Birkhead has failed to pony up the $650,000 he owes in legal fees.

Birkhead “has refused and continues to refuse to pay [her] for any of her services,” she claims.

Opri says that the bill was “fair and reasonable,” though that is arguable.

She is asking a judge to step in and force Larry to engage in binding arbitration.

There’s only one problem: Birkhead probably doesnt have anywhere near $650,000 to pay Opri!

Listen To This: Bisous!

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

dance.jpg

Awww, summer time. It just makes us wanna dance!

And that’s the name of this song by Justice.

The French have been killing it lately. We’ve been listening to some awesome music from France, and Justice definitely falls into that category.

If you like Daft Punk, then you will love this duo from Paris.

Enjoy Dance – it’s like a sonic quilt, stitched together from sounds that seem instantly recognizable.

Then CLICK HERE to check out some other groovy tunes from Justice.

[
I can’t see the player!
]
[
Security Warning!
]

If you don’t see the player, install Shockwave or Flash. Also be sure your Norton/Windows settings allow all content from PerezHilton.com [close]

Try removing the ‘www’ part of the address in the address bar, or simply click yes to allow the player to communicate. [close]

Attention Queens of Los Angeles

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

aPriscilla---Invite-Announc.jpg

Join the Queen of All Media as he celebrates Priscilla Queen of the Desert.

Wednesday night Perezzers will be hosting a screening of the cult gay film and we’re having a costume contest.

So come in character!

Outfest 25th Anniversary Screening of
Priscilla Queen of the Desert
Wednesday, May 30th, 7:30 P.M.
Rigler Theater @ The Egyptian
6712 Hollywood Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 90028

It’s going to be a royal affair!

Let Her Have Her Peace

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

getwelllll.jpg

Lindsay Lohan‘s publicist has just released this statement:

“Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility.”

Hopefully the mainstream media will behave ethically and refuse to publish any pictures of Lindsay in rehab.

The paparazzi have been lurking and endangering the safety of all patients at Promises.

Pics of Lindsay there are already floating.

Hopefully the Us Weekly and In Touch and Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood and everyone else will do the right thing and not run those photos and let her focus on getting healthy.

We’re pessimistic and think she’s gonna fail a few more time – statistics speaks for themselves – but we do encourage Lindsay’s attempts at getting better.

Hopefully sooner or later it will stick!

Rosie Calls Elisabeth A Liar!!!

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

girlfright.jpg

Elizabitch Hasselbeck touched lightly on the subject of her feud with Rosie on Tuesday’s episode of The View, the first live show since the announcement of O’Donnell’s departure.

Elizabitch said that she and Ro had been in a lot of communication. That they had “been emailing each other all weekend.”

Hasselbeck also talked about the “power of forgiveness” and she was under the impression that she and O’Donnell were heading towards that direction.

Wrong!

Though she had promised that she wouldn’t be talking any more about The View on her blog, Rosie is doing just that.

And she’s calling out Elizabitch as a lying skank!

On Tuesday, O’Donnell said some enlightening things in her Ask Ro section.

Amongst the most interesting:

Jennifer writes:

I am sorry this happened. EH says she has been in communication with you A LOT over the weekend, is this true?
Lot of Love,
Jennifer

she spoke to kelli
we had one e mail exchange

It seems like The View war is not going to end any time soon!