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Archive for July, 2007
Sunday, July 22nd, 2007

How did this busty broad get that bottle of beer open? Runtime: 34 sec
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Sunday, July 22nd, 2007

In my "Hairspray" review on Friday, I wrote the following: "Correct me if I'm wrong, but only 'The Producers' has followed the same movie-to-musical-to-movie path, and that one was a high-spirited embalming."
Never throw down the gauntlet to readers, at least in the internet era. I've received easily 40 e-mails since the piece ran reminding me that, yes, there's at least one other property that has traveled this route -- started as a non-musical movie, turned into a stage musical, put back on film.
That movie is, of course, "Little Shop of Horrors," which began life as a cheesy 1960 Roger Corman horror movie (starring a young Jack Nicholson), became a 1982 off-Broadway sensation as a musical, then was filmed by Frank Oz in 1986.
Thanks to all who wrote in (too many to note individually). Other correspondents staked claims for "Phantom of the Opera," "Mame," "Cabaret," "My Fair Lady," "La Cage Aux Folles," "Peter Pan," and "Hello Dolly." Good suggestions all, but I'm not buying. In most cases, the original property was a book or a play ("Phantom" was both before it was a silent film starring Lon Chaney), which was subsequently turned into a straight movie and then musicalized. The exception is "Cage," which was a 1973 film, a 1983 musical, and a 1996 American non-musical remake.
So the math holds: The only three properties to have originated as a movie, been turned into stage musicals, then seen that same musical version put onto film are "Little Shop of Horrors," "The Producers," and "Hairspray." Possibly to be joined in the near future by "Sunset Boulevard," and, who knows, "Xanadu."
One point brought up by reader Richard Sagotsky of Canton: "It's interesting how the three movies that went that way all started as films that didn't make a tremendous amount of money." Perhaps the fact that the originals aren't considered sacred cultural cows releases the creative impulses in the people writing the musical?
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Sunday, July 22nd, 2007

Godzilla's breath of fire has been extinguished. How will he destroy Thailand now? Runtime: 1 min 32 sec
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Saturday, July 21st, 2007

A woman doused with psychedelic colors swims through the air. Runtime: 33 sec
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Saturday, July 21st, 2007
A few weeks ago, while answering the Grey’s Anatomy question which generated so much talkback, I found myself searching for a specific term I knew had to exist: the human tendency to consider only the samples presented, ignoring other relevant items.
It felt like a fallacy, but it didn’t quite match up to any of the contenders I found online. If you squint really hard, you can make it look like a special case of the Fallacy of (Hasty) Generalization, but that seems a stretch for something which feels fairly commonplace. I ended up coining, “Fallacy of Limited Sampling” — with a mental sticky note to replace it once I found a better term.
To my surprise, I found the one over the middle of the Atlantic, during the 20+ hour flight to Africa: “silent evidence.”
That’s the term Nassim Nicholas Taleb uses to describe this phenomenon in The Black Swan. He introduces it with a story from Cicero:
Diagoras, a nonbeliever in the gods, was shown painted tablets bearing the portraits of some worshippers who prayed, then survived a subsequent shipwreck. The implication was that praying protects you from drowning.
Diagoras asked, “Where are the pictures of those who prayed, then drowned?”
Those “drowned believers” are silent evidence. You don’t take them into account because they can’t speak up for themselves. The cliché is that, “History is written by the winners.” In fact, it’s written by whoever happens to survive.
Following a discussion of the Phoenicians, and how their lack of literature is more likely due to the fragility of their paper rather than a failure of their culture, Taleb urges us to cast our nets widely:
Consider the thousands of writers now completely vanished from consciousness: their record did not enter analyses. We do not see the tons of rejected manuscripts because these have never been published, or the profile of actors who never won an audition –- therefore cannot analyze their attributes. To understand successes, the study of traits in failure need to be present. For instance, some traits that seem to explain millionaires, like appetite for risk, only appear because one does not study bankruptcies. If one includes bankrupt people in the sample, then risk-taking would not appear to be a valid factor explaining success. [Link]
Taleb calls this overlooked bulk of information “silent evidence.” I assumed that was a term of art, but Googling it now, most of the references point back to Taleb’s book. It’s possible that he is its primary champion. Regardless, I like it, and intend to use it liberally.
I didn’t mean for this to become a book review, but since I started…
There are many things I liked about The Black Swan. In addition to silent evidence, I found myself nodding my head to his discussion of the confirmation bias (we tend to notice things that fit our theories), Platonicity (confusion of the model with what it’s modeling), and the narrative fallacy — our need to create a story which explains events after they happened, even if the causality is questionable (or impossible). Thus we write history books explaining how World War I started, when if you were reading the newspapers of the time, these “causes” wouldn’t have shown up.
Taleb’s central thesis is that there are unexpected incidents (Black Swans) which have enormous, disproportionate impact on our world: terrorist attacks, bank failures, iPods. By definition, we can’t predict them — which means any prediction about the future at all is extremely dubious. The best we can do is constantly remind ourselves of the limits of our knowledge, and make some contingency for the completely unexpected.
I’ve always been leery of statements like, “By 2075, the U.S. population will total 1 billion.” Taleb’s book helps justify my frustration at these seeemingly-scientific projections, which discount what we inherently know about the future: that we know much less than we think.
Despite these interesting points, I can’t honestly recommend Taleb’s book. Too much of it feels like being stuck next to an immodest guest at an interminable dinner party. I found myself skimming whenever I saw the words, “Lebanon,” “French,” or “Yevgenia.” It’s not Freakonomics. My hope is that an ambitious editor convinces Taleb to let her cut it down to a book half as long and twice as readable.
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Saturday, July 21st, 2007
Filed under: Classics, Comedy, Documentary, Drama, Foreign Language, Independent, Casting, Deals, Celebrities and Controversy, Distribution, The Weinstein Co., Family Films, Movie Marketing, Politics, Michael Moore, Lists, Cinematical Indie  Have you been reading Cinematical Indie lately? If not, here's what you've been missing ... INDIE FILM GRAB BAG
FEST NEWS
- Michael Moore's Traverse City Film Fest announces its lineup, which includes some retro films (Grease, Raiders of the Lost Ark). It's Michael Moore's fest, so it's a given that there are plenty of social-issue films, but there will also be other fest fare like Waitress, Paprika and The King of Kong.
- Heading to a slightly more exotic locale, news from the Thessaloniki Film Festival is that the fest will be honoring one of Monika's fave directors, John Sayles, with a "Golden Alexander." The fest will also screen the European premiere of Sayle's latest film, Honeydripper (Monika wrote earlier this month about Honeydripper being selected for Toronto ... busy year for Sayles.
- The Middle East International Film Festival, announced at Cannes earlier this year, has a Festival Director: film fest veteran Jon Fitzgerald, who helped launch Slamdance and has worked for AFI and, well, lots of other fests. The fest will be held in October in Abu Dhabi, and the main site of the fest is the truly stunning Emirates Palace. Seems like the organizers of the fest intend to make it a major business-oriented fest with lots of deal-making going on ... it will be interesting to see how Fitzgerald grows the fest, and if it eventually becomes a key fest for dealmakers -- kind of like the Toronto or Sundance of the Middle East. Interesting ...
- The AFI Dallas Film Fest has announced its call for entries for 2008, the second year of the fest, so get your films submitted.
- Cinematical Indie gears up for our coverage of the major fall film fests, Telluride, Toronto and Venice.
DEALS and DISTRIBUTION
- Just when we got all excited about the July 20 release of one of our fave flicks from Toronto last year, All the Boys Love Mandy Lane, things got curiouser and curiouser, culminating with the announcement that -- too bad, so sad -- we're going to have to wait until 2008 for the film's official release now. Wha --? Poor Mandy -- first, she didn't get a freaking poster until two weeks before her release date, then she got dumped by the Weinsteins' Dimension and acquired by Senator Entertainment. But never fear, the Brothers Weinstein have a positive spin on the bizarre dumping of the film, saying that Senator will give Mandy a wider release than they had planned for her, and Senator already owned her German rights anyhow ... and there's less competition in the film's new release slot (and, just maybe, the horror genre will recover from the dreadful opening of Captivity by then -- though Elisha Cuthbert's career may not). Ah, Mandy. The guys dying to see the film will just have to wait a while longer ... but I guess as long as a girl is trading up, it's all good.
- Speaking of the Weinstein boys, The Weinstein Company (TWC) also acquired Benny Chan's Invisible Target ... and Peter Martin ponders whether this one might head straight to DVD ...
- Here! Films picks up Tribeca player Fat Girls, while First Run (finally, it's about time someone did) acquires one of my own fave Sundance flicks, For the Bible Tells Me So.
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Friday, July 20th, 2007
Filed under: Comedy, RumorMonger, Celebrities and Controversy, DIY/Filmmaking Now that Lindsay Lohan is officially out of rehab (and wearing a "Thou Shalt Not Do Anything Stupid" ankle bracelet), the girl should have plenty of time to start shooting the dark comedy Poor Things; that film starring Shirley MacLaine we told you about back in May. Remember how there was talk Lohan would be replaced in the flick, until MacLaine came to her rescue and issued a bizarre statement, saying they were rearranging the schedule of the film so Lohan can shoot her scenes following the 30-day stint in rehab? Remember all that? Well, according to one of the most reliable sources in the world (ahem, Page Six), the plug has been pulled on Poor Things for good. As in, the movie is dead. Page Six cites an email from production designer Fontaine Beauchamp Hebb (I'd like to see that on a birth certificate) to product vendors GE and Dell (both of whom were promised placement in the film in return for cash) that came attached to the subject line: "Poor Things has been cancelled."
Apparently, the body of the email read as follows: "Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news, but I just received a call from Jacky Gilardi, the producer, pulling the plug on the ill-fated film. Apparently, Ms. Lohan's antics in Las Vegas over the weekend have scared the bond companies and all of the funding has been pulled . . . I look forward to working together in the future and trust our next project will not be as fraught with difficulty." It should be noted that one of Lohan's friends called bullsh*t on the email, telling Page Six the actress had nothing to do with the movie shutting down. Says the friend: "It was a mess to begin with. They randomly fired Channing Tatum for Giovanni Ribisi, and then financing fell through because producers spent money like water. It was only supposed to cost $4 million -- Lindsay was being paid nothing for that role." As expected, everyone involved with the film declined to comment. So until final word comes through, I'd say you should chalk this one as another "Lohan ruined everything" rumor. Poor thing ... even when she's sober, she can't catch a break.
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Friday, July 20th, 2007

The Boston French Film Festival continues at the MFA. Tonight is Catherine Corsi's acerbic dissection of modern lovers and users, "Ambitious." Just a reminder, folks -- you'll never see these films anywhere else and probably never on DVD in this country. Move it or lose it.
For Saturday, hie thyself to the Harvard Film Archive for a double bill of "Diva" and "Subway," two French films from the high 80s. Seriously, if you've never seen "Diva," it's mix of punk, opera, thrills, laughs, unbeatable cool, and precision cinematography holds up remarkably well.
Speaking of puckish oldies, Alberto Lattuada's "Mafioso" comes to the Brattle in a new print this weekend -- an Italian forerunner of "The Sopranos" in observation and spirit. But funnier.
A Prince singalong at the Coolidge all weekend. Get your raspberry beret and head down to Harvard Street. You'll probably be in line right behind me.
Or, if you're craving new retro musicals, go for "Hairspray," playing more or less everywhere. What Travolta is doing in it is just wrong from a pop culture and closet-trannie point of view, but this is the most fun that both Christopher Walken and you will have probably had in many a moon.
Wesley loves Danny Boyle's new sci-fi space opera "Sunshine" so much that he's convinced me. Like I need an excuse to see any movie co-starring with Michelle Yeoh (in photo above).
There's a new Adam Sandler comedy for those of you looking for 90 straight minutes of fear-of-gay-men jokes, and an interesting two-character dab of venom called "Interview" from director Steve Buscemi (remaking a film by the late Dutch director Theo van Gogh). And for connoisseurs of Dreadful Cinema, there is simply... "Goya's Ghosts."
Have a nice weekend.
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Thursday, July 19th, 2007
Are you in TRANSFORMERS? There’s a quick shot of a soldier escorting someone away from a helicopter. On screen for two or three seconds. Looks EXACTLY like you.
Just curious.
– Ben
Los Angeles
I haven’t seen the movie yet, but as far as I know, I am not in Transformers. I have a somewhat ordinary face, and coupled with my big bald head, it’s not uncommon for someone at the gym to say, “You were really good last night on Law and Order.” (Apparently, my doppelganger was a white supremacist.)
But I can’t say definitively that I’m not in Transformers.
Years ago, a friend called to say, “I saw you in ‘L.A. Doctors!’” That was a CBS show at the time. She described the scene: I was walking a pug on Melrose Avenue. Which was in fact my dog. I was probably walking home from Starbucks when a second-unit camera crew caught me. (Yes, they should have had me sign a release. No, it’s never worth pursuing.)
I guess it’s possible the filmmakers digitally put my face on some random soldier. They certainly had the technology; they put all those tentacles on Bill Nighy for the second and third Pirates movies. But Occam’s Razor would suggest it’s probably just a guy who looks like me.
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