Archive for February, 2008

DVD Review: The Oozing Skull

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

This heady stroke of genius packs more zingers than the Hostess brand.
It is a mystery that only a MSTie could know. For the fans of the revolutionary science fiction comedy show Mystery Science Theater 3000: how long has it been since the Peabody Award, or the Emmy Award nominations, or the Siskel and Ebert-approved motion picture release? How long has it been since the culmination of the show's momentous ten…

Review – Rambo (2008)

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

Dave Corkery

Where have all the good action heroes gone?

Besides Jason Bourne, our current movie decade’s hero output pales in comparison to 80s cinema. The Reagan era of gung-ho all American heroes is ancient history, replaced by renegade good guys that run from their own government instead of fighting for it. Is it any wonder then that Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone have optimistically re-donned their filthy vests and tank tops to once again dodge explosions and be too old for this shit? No, it’s not.

So, what reason has Rambo to kill people with his shirt off this time? Some God-faring blonde chick, that’s who. When we first revisit our hero, he’s living the simple life that we all dream of; as a cobra-farmer in Thailand (we’ve all had that dream, right?)

Listen To This: Like Rainbow Brite On Acid!

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

Bright and colorful is the best way to describe the music of Tilly and the Wall.

They have just released a video for Beat Control, which is a big ball of goodness.

Bjork would love the clip! And the song sounds like the Jackson 5, Junior Senior and the Hidden Cameras squeezed into one juicy glass of not-from-concentrate yumminess.

CLICK HERE to check out the vid and hear the song for Beat Control and then click here to check out some other cool tunes from Tilly And the Wall!

Hard Candy

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

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The littlest things make us happy!!!

Madonna's hotly-anticipated new album has a title - and it's official.

The new disc will be called Hard Candy. And there is also now an official release date as well!

The record will drop April 29th and the lead single, 4 Minutes To Save The World featuring Justin Timberlake, will be out at the end of March.

Hard Candy features a track called Candy Store (produced by Pharell).

Madonna chose to stick with the sweet theme because "she loves candy," her longtime rep Liz Rosenberg tells Entertainment Weekly. "It's about the juxtaposition of tough and sweetness, or as Madonna so eloquently expressed 'I'm gonna kick your ass, but it's going to make you feel good.'"

In addition to Timberlake and Pharell, the album features production by Timbaland and Nate "Danja" Hills.

Madonna goes hip hop y'all.

We hope it's fire!

Hot or Not???

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

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International style "icon" and journalist Anna Piaggi at the Viktor & Rolf fashion show in Paris on Tuesday.

Thoughts????

Her outfit?

View Results

Her outfit?

  • Lose it! (67%)
  • Love it! (33%)

Total Votes: 72,067

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[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Petra Nemcova wears lingerie, I plot Sean Penn’s death

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

These are shots of Petra Nemcova modeling the latest line of lingerie for La Senza which is Spanish for Olé! As a responsible member of the media (not counting the Jennifer Love Hewitt post below) I shouldn't say that I expect all women to look like this. Just the ones that will believe I'm a millionaire secret agent who works undercover in his parents' basement. The futon is government-issued. I can't say anymore. It's classified... ladies.
Photos: Splash News

Neverland Is Gone!

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

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No more chances for Wacko!

Neverland is in foreclosure. It's actually past that point now, possums.

It's up for auction!

That's right, Michael Jackson's famed Neverland ranch will be sold on March 19th.

And U can get in on the action!

There is a slight possibility M.J. can keep his massive manse. But, in order to do that, he needs to come up with $24,525,906.61 by the auction date. He ain't got that kinda money, honey.

When Neverland is auctioned, it will include everything: all personal property inside, all fixtures and appliances, furniture, and "all merry go round type devices," any rides, games.

Shamon! It's gone!

Sorry, Whoopi

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

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Apologies are in the air today!

Oscar producer Gil Cates reportedly called the failure to acknowledge Whoopi Goldberg's stint as a two time Oscar host in a montage "an absolute oversight".

"No harm was intended, and I feel very, very badly that she was left out," Cates said Tuesday. "I'm going to call her and tell her that."

Cates went on to more or less defend the montage in question. The montage supposedly was NOT a host montage. It was meant to highlight 80 exciting Academy Award moments. He also pointed out that former host, Steve Martin, wasn't in the montage.

Cates did give Whoopi some props by calling her a "formidable talent."

Hope Whoppi tells us all about the call on The View tomorrow!

[Image via WENN]

“I Wanna Be Famous Too!”

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

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Lindsay Lohan's little sister, Aliana (aka Ali) is a desperate little troll…and we love her!

The teenager going on menopausal housewife unabashedly wants to be famous. At whatever costs! And that includes releasing a Christmas album, which bombed, and starring in an upcoming reality TV show with her momager, Dina, which will likely fail as well.

The hungry wannabe is featured in the new issue of Teen Vogue. Here are some HIGHlights from the future rehab-er's interview!

ON MAKING IT IN HOLLYWOOD: "I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening."

ALI, ON HER NEW REALITY TV SHOW: "It's not all that fake stuff. It's just what we do in our everyday life."

ALI, ON BIG SISTER LINDSAY: "I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you…it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have."

Lindsay Lohan not welcomed at Prince’s house

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

Prince threw the mother of all post-Oscar parties Sunday night and everyone was there. Even Best Actor Daniel Day Lewis who presumably drank all the milkshakes. The man loves his lactose. However, one person who wasn't there was Lindsay Lohan. Apparently the situation reached Code Red when Prince's people found out she might show up. FOX News reports:
Pop Tarts was left wondering where on earth party girl Lindsay Lohan was amid the excitement.
"A big deal was made by Prince's people that she wasn't to be invited or if she was already, she needed to be uninvited," our source said. "Apparently, Lindsay thought they were friends, so I am assuming she would have been disappointed."
I guess Prince didn't want anyone getting laid at his party. For those of you who don't get the joke, let me put it in scientific terms: You see, Y = Lindsay's vagina and X = every dude's penis at the party. As X approaches Y the chances of S = guaranteed sex on the dishwasher increases. If Y, again her vagina, is multiplied by C = champagne then you get the equation Y * C = F which is scorch marks on the carpet. This is directly proportional to Y getting kicked out the fucking door. NOTE: Anyone that wishes to dispute the mathematic inaccuracies of this post can feel free to e-mail me and I'll describe what sex is like. (Hint: Awesome, yet strangely furry.)
Photos: Splash News