Britney Spears just posted the above message to her fans on her official website.
The recovering addict, who is still partying hard, is asking her “fans” for help in naming her new album.
Yeah, she’s working on a new record because she’s tired of being the butt (or crotch) of people’s jokes.
Only problem is, even when Britney tries to do good, she just mucks it all up – like her disastrous mini “comeback” tour.
Now, the only problem with Spears soliciting her fans for song titles for her new album is that in order to offer up your suggestion, you have to be a member of her fan club. And that costs $25 a year.
Hell no, biyatch!
Just reading above Britney’s pretend album titles makes our skin crawl. We can just picture her speaking them in that annoying fake Valley Girl accent of hers.
Dear Brit,
Here’s our suggestion for your new album title – Playing With Fire 2.
Cuz just like K-Fed‘s record, we hope yours bombs!