
"He was a hot mess," says the snitch. "He was dancing, and kissing a blond with curly hair, then holding hands with a girl with short straight brown hair."Can anyone blame the guy? If I were engaged to New York, I’d be hooking up with anything but her. There’d be paparazzi shots of me zapping my nads with a taser gun while screaming “This is so much better than sex with my fiancé!” Then I’d make out with a lit BBQ grill and cry tears of joy because, for once, I actually love where my face is.
And when the third girl tried to help him up after he "fell on the floor of the bathroom," he hit on her!
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