"It's a special day. It's a day to understand the person who means the most to you." So how to celebrate?Now that's romantic. There's nothing quite like banging a hooker while the pilot struggles to keep everyone alive because your fat ass causes a perpetual loss in altitude. Just describing it makes me feel like I'm reading a Hallmark card as little cupids fly around my head. *sigh*
"I'm the type of dude who may be in a helicopter over the city having sex."
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