"Maybe I'm completely different from everyone else. There are a lot of girls who can't wait to get married and plan their wedding a long time in advance. I'm not like that. I do want to start a family at some point, but I don't know when."

- Twilight wacktress Kristen Stewart, on marriage

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 When it was first reported Mel Gibson told his ex Oksana Grigorieva her outfit would get her “raped by a pack of niggers,” pretty much everyone’s first reaction was “Oh, wow, Mel Gibson hates black people. Who knew?” After the sarcasm wore off, things eventually strayed to the more logical “What does Danny Glover think?” Read More ...

   Here’s Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher on their honeymoon in Tahiti this week and I really wish I could get it up for this chick. I really do. I don’t know if it’s because of her holier-than-thou attitude or maybe I’m just too scared to get my heartbroken if she blows up like that dude Read More ...

   Seen here posing with fans outside the courthouse yesterday, John Stamos was vindicated in court when jurors found a Michigan couple guilty of attempting to extort $680,000 from him by claiming they had incriminating photos of him doing blow with strippers – which they didn’t. E! News reports: “I am shocked and perplexed how individuals Read More ...

 And the battle swings toward Lord Gibson’s favor… RadarOnline has just released a photograph allegedly documenting Mel Gibson knocking Oksana Grigorieva’s teeth out except it looks like she just chipped a tooth. Seriously, that’s it. No bruises, no nothin’. Law enforcement experts have seen the photo and believe it raises “serious questions” about Oksana’s claims, according Read More ...

   With Erin declared the winner of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest, here’s a sample of some of the pictures that crowded up my inbox over the past two weeks. As you look through and wonder why the hell I didn’t pick this girl or that girl, keep in mind this thing involved breasts so I Read More ...

   - Kim Kardashian loves Brown Boxes. (I like how they got the real Khloe to star in this.) - Kelsey Grammer didn’t have a prenup. Smart. - Marisa Miller was at the ESPYs. - And so was Ashley Greene. - Mila Kunis. I’m going to respect her hotness by not saying anymore than that. Read More ...

 And Mel Gibson just caught a break. Look at that face! According to TMZ, his ex-wife Robyn has signed a sworn declaration stating “Mel never engaged in any physical abuse of any kind toward me before, during or after our marriage.” However, it should be noted Robyn was the Australian Blowjob Rodeo Queen five years running Read More ...