Two thieves out to kill each other bond over a discussion of regrets and periods.

Runtime: 31 sec

An emotional Tampy the tampon vents about his massacred cotton brothers.

Runtime: 30 sec

Grotesquely elongated nipples make this guy the life of the party.

Runtime: 59 sec

This Corvette looks like the car that TRON built...light cycle not included.

Runtime: 1 min 29 sec

From spontaneous dancing to people with grotesquely large heads...these are the top 10 NES commercials from Japan (in Japanese, of course).

Runtime: 7 min 11 sec

A snail rushes his pregnant snail wife to the hospital in their little sports car.

Runtime: 32 sec

Domino's warns us all to avoid the Noid...that little pizza eating rapscallion.

Runtime: 29 sec

With no shame and nothing to lose this woman has a dastardly scheme for upping her chances of being named "Musician of the Year."

Runtime: 25 sec

Some kind of animated creature appears to be snorting some type of white powdery substance.

Runtime: 21 sec

Blast those Commies off the face of the Earth with your very own missile defense system!

Runtime: 1 min 4 sec