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Jennifer’s Body (2009)

Sunday, July 25th, 2010

Jennifer’s Body was pretty heavily slated on its release, and I can see why. It seems undecided about what genre it wants to be. It has elements of horror, teenage angst, romance, and revenge, but it switches from one to the next without really covering any of them properly. A lot of the plot goes unexplained and important parts, such as Jennifer’s transformation from high school evil to actual evil do not seem to have been thought through properly. However, considering the current film obsessions with most things demonic, not to mention Megan Fox,  i’m still surprised it wasn’t received better.

The film is based in a town called ‘Devil’s Kettle’ and revolves around the friendship between two teenage girls, Jennifer (Megan Fox) and Needy ( Amanda Seyfried). As her name suggests, Needy dotes on Jennifer and clings to every offering of friendship she doles out. The two are polar opposites, with Jennifer being the school’s most desired female and Needy being her uncool sidekick. The friendship takes a severe beating when after a virgin sacrifice gone wrong, Jennifer transforms into an evil demon with an appetite for human flesh.

The main problem with the movie is that too many things go unexplained. Jennifer turns into a demon but it is never really explained what type of demon she is. It’s clear that she is evil, but it’s not clear what happened to make her evil. All we are told is that an occult sacrifice has gone wrong. Flashbacks take us to a gruesome knife attack on Jennifer, which apparently kills her. Then the transformation happens. We do not see the transformation take place and no proper explanation is given, so the viewer is just left confused.

The soundtrack is the best thing about the movie. It is very retro cool and actually has the effect of keeping you engaged with the film. All the songs are well timed, and match the action that they are being played though. Without them, I probably wouldn’t have been able to watch the film to the end.

Amanda Seyfried is good at playing the long suffering friend ‘Needy’, but her transition from uncool friend to mentally unstable is not that convincing. Megan Fox is pouty as usual playing Jennifer and it’s easy to understand why every guy in the school wants to date her. It’s less easy to understand the random lesbian scene between Jennifer and Needy, which seems completely unnecessary. Needy does not appear to be attracted to women and actually has a serious boyfriend who she is obviously in love with. The lesbian kiss seems to be nothing more than a cheap stunt by the filmmakers to get more men to see the movie.

To conclude, Jennifer’s Body is poorly planned and disappointing. It is quite a cool and hip concept but not enough attention was paid to the dialogue or plot. As a result, it leaves the viewer feeling unsatisfied and unconvinced. I’d pay good money for the soundtrack, but not for the movie.

rating: 4

Starring: Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried, Adam Brody

Dir: Karyn Kusama

Countdown to Zero (2010)

Saturday, July 24th, 2010

Atomic apocalypse may still be upon us. That is what the filmmakers behind “Countdown to Zero” want us to remember. As President Kennedy says, “Every man, woman and child lives under a nuclear sword of Damocles, hanging by the slenderest of threads, capable of being cut at any moment by accident, or miscalculation, or by madness.” This quote is used as the thesis behind this film. They used this thesis to scare the guano out of me. Seeing images of nuclear bombs going off while being told how your internal organs may explode if you’re close enough to the epicenter, really makes one ponder how to not have that happen. And that is exactly what they are going for. Getting a response is their way to get their audience to act and do what they want them to do whether that be writing their government, texting to a specific number, donating to a charity or reducing carbon emissions. It is emotional manipulation and it works. However, the direction they are trying to get us to move in is not only naïve, it is futile.

In 1942, the Manhattan Project, led by the American physicist Robert Oppenheimer, came together to beat Germany in creating a fission-based weapon. Many of the world’s leading physicists were brought into this incredibly top-secret project. They decided to make two bombs and use uranium in one (Little Boy) and plutonium in the other (Fat Man). Germany surrendered on May 8, 1945 while the Manhattan Project had yet to finish a working weapon. After a test in New Mexico that showed that the plutonium Fat Man released around 19 kilotons of TNT upon detonation, President Truman decided to use it against Japan. Little Boy was released above Hiroshima; Fat Man, above Nagasaki. At least one hundred thousand people died, most of them civilians. Tens of thousands would later die from radiation sicknesses and cancers.

Since 1945, the world has gone from two nuclear weapons to over 23,000 nuclear warheads. We’ve come a long way, baby. It would take just one-megaton bomb exploding in the air to throw the earth into a nuclear winter. So we have enough going here on this little planet to really mess things up. To have any bombs active really feels, on all sides, irresponsible. Like children picking up loaded guns, I wonder if our world leaders really comprehend what they have in their hands? The film’s solution to all this madness, disarm all the bombs. It’s great to aim high, but what are we truly trying to accomplish? In a way, the ancient demon we’re trying to destroy is the threat of great weapons in the wrong hands. It’s stopping outwardly antagonistic countries like North Korea and Iran from getting their hands on something that will kill us all. But then, is it right that we should have the bombs and they shouldn’t? As Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is quoted in the film as saying, “If they are good, then why should we be deprived? If they are bad, then why do you have them?” Are we really more reliable, more responsible then they? We, America, are the only country who has ever used one. So really that ancient demon is us – all of us. Every single human on the planet is the reason why the dream of disarming all the nuclear weapons is never going to happen. We are not trusting, nor trustworthy enough to bring the count back down to zero.

There are currently nine countries in the world with confirmed nuclear weapons. Even if by sheer will and luck we are able to get 7 of those countries to completely disarm, the two that are left will fall into a “No, you first” face off. There is just too much power in having something your enemy doesn’t, which won’t allow us to just let it go. We, as a people, do not trust enough to do that. We think, “If I disarm my bombs, and they SAY they’ve disarmed all their bombs, but they really have a secret stash, that will leave me open to attack. I need to have my own secret stash.” And we also think it’s safer for us to have an ace up our sleeve just in case something happens – and in that way we are not trustworthy either. The film is great in that it got me to ponder and talk about all these situations and scenarios. However, call me cynical, but the solution they offer is, I believe, a big pipe dream that will never be realized.

Video – Salt: Written for a Man (Tom Cruise), But Starring a Woman (Angelina Jolie)

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010

The ten highest-grossing spy films of all time share a common theme: a male spy as their main character. In keeping with a tried-and-true box-office tradition, that's how the new Angelina Jolie espionage thriller, Salt, originally started out. In the film, which is directed by Phillip Noyce (Patriot Games, Rabbit-Proof Fence), Jolie plays Evelyn Salt, a CIA agent on the run after she's accused of being a Russian spy within the storied American intelligence agency.

Screenwriter Kurt Wimmer (The Recruit, Sphere) first wrote the script with a fictional male CIA agent, Edwin Salt, as the title character. Tom Cruise was in talks to take on the role. But, after several story revisions, Cruise decided that Edwin Salt was a little too close to Ethan Hunt -- Cruise's spy character in the megasuccessful Mission: Impossible franchise -- and he dropped out of the project.

John Scalzi – Random Thoughts on Predators, Inception, and Buzz Lightyear

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
I'm having random thoughts about movies this week. And now I'm going to share them with you. Because that's how this gig works. Says so right here on my contract.

1. Here's what I was thinking as I was watching Toy Story 3: you know what would be cool? A Buzz Lightyear movie. Not starring the toy Buzz Lightyear -- I'm talking about the character the toy represents, the one the toy thinks he is in the first Toy Story. That guy. Yes, I know there was an animated TV show on the Disney Channel. (I am a nerd, thank you very much.) But you know what? That show stunk, in no small part because it wasn't actually made by Pixar. Now imagine a real Buzz Lightyear movie, made by Pixar, on a big screen. It would be funny, it would be thrilling, it would probably be in 3-D (because that's just the way it is these days) -- and it would be awesome. Come on, Pixar, make daddy happy here.

2. I was pleasantly surprised by how much I liked Predators. It was the first Predator sequel that didn't plain suck right out of the gate -- I'm including the Alien vs. Predator films in here, obviously -- and the reason was that it was clear that the filmmakers (including producer Robert Rodriguez) actually understood what made the first film in the series work. Despite its classic status at this point, the first Predator flick was not a brilliant piece of filmmaking. Instead, it was extremely competent entertainment: it moved fast, it gave you action on a regular basis, and it killed off cast members at a standard clip, so that the hero could thump on the Predator alone at the end. Seems simple, but it's apparently harder than it looks, since three separate sequels failed to pull it off.

Predators, on the other hand, hit the formula smack on because, I think, Rodriguez and crew weren't too proud to just plain entertain the crowd. I'd hesitate to say it was a good film -- I started ticking off all the ridiculous plot holes as soon as the credits started to roll -- but it was a good time in the theater and had me shoveling popcorn into my maw just like it was supposed to. As I said, seems easy, but it's not.

3. Inception raked in $62 million in its opening weekend, filling film observers with joy (finally proof that you don't have to be a sequel or a comic-book movie to rake in tons of money) and making them speculate on whether its success signaled a turning away from the tired formula of sequels, series, and remakes, which seems to be sputtering this season.

My thought on this: whoa there, kiddies. As nice as it would be to think sequels and remakes would get a rest, a quick look at the current top five films of the year -- Toy Story 3, Alice in Wonderland, Iron Man 2, Eclipse, and Shrek Forever After (four sequels and a remake) -- suggests that the formula may not be as tired as some might hope. Inception's clearly going to do well, but, if it cracks the top ten for the year, as an original film it'll be in the minority.

It's also worth noting that as much as Christopher Nolan is a seriously talented director who would be successful one way or another (one hopes), it wasn't just his talent that made it possible for him to make Inception. It was also the fact that his last film -- a sequel, based on a comic-book character -- made a billion dollars worldwide. In other words, Inception is the $160 million hard-to-describe science-fiction head trip that The Dark Knight built. This doesn't justify all the sequels and remakes flooding the market, to be sure. But it does kind of take the edge off.

4. Right now, the number-one science-fiction movie of the year is Iron Man 2. Number two? Despicable Me. (Hey, when a dude plans to shrink the moon, that qualifies as science fiction.) Inception will probably be number three by this time next week. But for now, you know what the third most successful science-fiction film of the year is? The Book of Eli. And you're all, like, what? And I'm, like, dude, I know. But it's true: this postapocalyptic Denzel Washington flick grossed just shy of $100 million when apparently no one was paying attention -- which is to say in January, usually one of the deader times of the year for films and, this year, also when Avatar was rampaging through theaters. It just goes to show that not every film that does well does so loudly.

And now I'm done with my random thoughts. So I'll stop writing. That, too, is part of the gig.

To 3-D or Not to 3-D? That Is the Comic Book Movie Question

Monday, July 19th, 2010
With the announcement that Thor and Captain America: The First Avenger will be released in 3-D, comic-book movies have officially caught up with the rest of Hollywood. Whether we like it or not, 3-D is here to stay. But is this a good thing for our favorite superheroes? Fans are concerned that "up converting" (shooting in traditional 2-D and converting in postproduction) will result in muddy, less-than-stellar films that tarnish their beloved characters. (Witness the current backlash for The Last Airbender.)

While 3-D makes sense for the splashy adventures of Spider-Man, the trend could spell doom for the gritty, realistic world of Batman. Let's take a look at how 3-D could positively (and negatively) affect some upcoming comic-book-movie releases.

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Next May, the Mighty Thor will be the first Marvel hero to battle evil in 3-D. (Though Superman Returns got the Imax treatment at select theaters, back in 2006.) The 3-D technology could be just what director Kenneth Branagh needs to bring Asgard to life. From Odin's palace to the rainbow bridge that connects the Earth to Asgard, the world of Thor is simply begging to be seen in more than two dimensions. (Besides, anyone worried about realism should pick up some Thor comics -- there's a lot of crazy stuff going on.)

greenlanternreynolds-125.jpgGreen Lantern
No speculating here: Warner Brothers has already confirmed that Ryan Reynolds will be wielding the Green Lantern ring in 3-D. As with Thor, 3-D could help Hal Jordan's chances at the box office. Fans will want to see all sorts of eye-popping creations from Green Lantern's ring, which can do whatever the wearer imagines. (Not to mention that the recently unveiled CGI costume will pop in 3-D.) Superhero cops battling aliens is exactly the sort of big-screen spectacle 3-D was made for.

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While Marvel's Thor plans make sense, having Captain America punch out Nazis in 3-D smacks of bandwagon jumping. Cap's origin story should be a straightforward World War II tale, not an eye-popping extravaganza. (Outside of Cap's shield, what else could possibly leap from the screen? Bucky Barnes tossing liberty cabbage at Red Skull?) Meanwhile, director Joe Johnston is also wary, calling 3-D "overused" and "gimmicky" in the pages of the Los Angeles Times.

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With its cast in place (word is Kevin Bacon will play villain Sebastian Shaw), Matthew Vaughn's X prequel is all but guaranteed to get a 3-D makeover. After petering out with the flat X-Men: The Last Stand, the franchise could use a visual boost to get it back on track. We've yet to see Cyclops's optical blasts in 3-D, and with new mutants like Banshee and White Queen onboard the potential for nifty special effects has increased. Plus, getting a face full of Wolverine's claws could be pretty intense.

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With news that the third Bat flick will commence production in April, fans are already speculating whether director Christopher Nolan will take the Caped Crusader into the third dimension. Considering that a follow-up to The Dark Knight is basically a license to print money, it's safe to say that DC Comics and Warner Brothers will push for 3-D, in an effort to inflate ticket prices. Word has it that Nolan would rather shoot entirely in Imax, in order to retain the epic look of his previous Batman outings. Here's hoping the great director sticks to his guns.

Nick Nadel writes for places like HBO and Asylum.com and is the "geek" blogger for GuySpeak.com. Follow the "Comic Book Movies" column on Twitter.  

New on DVD – July 20, 2010 – The Runaways and Cop Out

Monday, July 19th, 2010
From Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning's rock biopic, The Runaways, to the Tracy Morgan-Bruce Willis comedy Cop Out, here's an extremely opinionated glance at what is coming out this week on DVD and Blu-ray.

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Twilight's Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning play Joan Jett and Cherie Currie in this attitudinal biopic about the groundbreaking mid-seventies all-girl rock band the Runaways. While our critic was happy enough with the subject matter, he found that the film as a whole was "shopworn and all too familiar."

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Kevin Smith took time out from making films about Jay and Silent Bob to direct this cop-buddy comedy with Tracy Morgan and Bruce Willis, which was widely seen as a throwback to the genre classics of the eighties, classic synth score and all. We found it to be "serviceable fodder for a buddy-cop flick, and Willis and Morgan are game, bouncing banter off each other with aplomb."


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Another somewhat tongue-in-cheek eighties homage, this movie is an adaptation of the action-packed comic series about a band of highly-trained special-ops soldiers left for dead in the Bolivian jungle who plan to take revenge on the guy who sold them out. While our critic said "such a throwback mentality is refreshing," he thought the film "kind of limps along, stopping off every now and then to favor us with a gun battle or beat down before continuing on its casual way."

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Our critic sums up his take on this manic stop-motion-animated film this way: "Imagine, if you will, that the Robot Chicken, Wallace, and Gromit had a child. Then imagine you could watch that child in fast motion and that child never stopped screaming. In French."

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Rightfully acclaimed South Korean director Joon-ho Bong (The Host) returns with this bracing small-town procedural about a troubled young man accused of murder and the shocking lengths his mother will go to defend him. We were very impressed by the film's "twisted psychological terrain," calling it a "troubling and ambiguous thriller."

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This Oscar-nominated documentary tells the story of the man who, at the height of the Vietnam War, leaked the sensitive military-planning documents that became known as the Pentagon Papers, which, ultimately, helped lead to the war's end. While the subject matter couldn't have been more dramatic, our critic found the film nothing more than suitable, saying "it fails spectacularly to capture or convey anything that wouldn't be covered in a high-school history class."

Q&A – Dinner for Schmucks’ Jay Roach Explains Why Steve Carell Is Comedy’s LeBron James

Sunday, July 18th, 2010

Jay Roach knows comedy. Since 1997, the director has helmed three Austin Powers films, two Meet the Parents comedies, and the underrated Mystery, Alaska, with Russell Crowe. He also helped produce Sacha Baron Cohen's one-two punch of Borat and Brüno. His latest, Dinner for Schmucks, finds Paul Rudd inviting Steve Carell to a mean-spirited game played by prestigious bullies. Before dinner was served, Roach called AMC FilmCritic to discuss editing, his comedy dream-team, and the future of the Austin Powers franchise.

Q: What, exactly, is a schmuck?

A: When you look it up in a dictionary, it says that, in modern usage, it's either a jerk or a fool. If you say "Don't be a schmuck," you usually mean one of those two things. To me, that was the essence of what this film is about. When you meet Steve Carell, you think he's an idiot, but he turns out to be sort of wise. Then you meet Paul Rudd, and he turns out to be a jerk. But he has a choice, and he can be inspired by Carell's character. So it had a lovely double meaning. But it's also just a funny word, and I laugh when I hear people say it. Yiddish is such a great language. There are so many words that are better than any comparable English words for describing certain phrases, and most of them sound really funny. Schlemiel or putz. They're just great Yiddish words.

Q: You have called this cast a dream team of comedy, with supporting players like Zach Galifianakis, Jemaine Clement, Ron Livingston, and David Walliams.

A: It definitely is. You hear directors say that all the time. But, really, when you consider the shows that I watch -- from Flight of the Conchords to Little Britain -- I just poached my favorite actors from all of my favorite TV shows and comedy movies.

Q: Does that make Steve Carell the LeBron James of your new comedy superpower?

A: [Laughs] That's so funny that you say that because we were just talking about how -- much like LeBron James -- Carell is this valuable free agent because he's leaving The Office. He is up for grabs, and I want to work with him again and again. I'm glad that he'll have more free time. I'm not happy that he's leaving The Office, but I am happy he'll be available. I'll happily be the Pat Riley of comedy. That would be a nice compliment.

Q: How heavily do you rely on the editing process to find your best jokes?

A: Well, I shoot a ton of extra footage, because I like to improvise so much with my actors. We usually shoot two and a half to three hours of really good stuff, and then there are a few items that are not so good. We use an audience's interaction to pick what's working. I sort of constantly rewrite the movie. I always keep my writers around. During the process, [screenwriters] David Guion and Michael Handelman were with me for two years of development and a year of shooting. Then, during postproduction, they came into the editing room and wrote jokes for me. So, yeah, we keep it growing and evolving the whole time. It's different for a drama. I did Recount a couple of years ago for HBO, and we used a very tight script. We hardly changed anything. In a comedy, though, it's just a conversation with the audience. That's how I approach it.

Q: Coming off a political drama like Recount, were you eager to get back to making an audience laugh again?

A: You know, I'm going to keep doing both. I love doing both. I like making films that are about ideas and how to organize civilization to work a little better. I love politics. But I've gotten hooked on making people laugh, and I hope I can always keep going back and forth.

Q: Why didn't you continue with the Meet the Parents franchise for the upcoming sequel, Little Fockers?

A: I didn't really have a choice. The schedule didn't allow it. When Ben [Stiller] and Bob [De Niro] popped free and the planets sort of aligned, I was booked on Schmucks. We shot them exactly at the same time. They finished a week before us and ended a week after us. It just wasn't in the cards. But Paul Weitz is a great director, so I'm happy to be a supportive producer. He has a great take on it. I worked with the writers on a script for a long time before we brought Paul in. So I still feel a pride of ownership on it. Fortunately, I didn't have to be the one losing sleep over it during the shoot, though. [Laughs]

Q: Do you think you'll reteam with Mike Myers for a fourth Austin Powers comedy?

A: I don't know. That's always up to Mike. And there are rumors about every six months that he is about to jump in. But I honestly don't know the answer to that. I think it's when the spirit moves him, and he always knows when that is. I'll happily join him whenever, but there's nothing specific scheduled at the moment.

Top Ten Child Stars Who Didn’t Make It

Saturday, July 17th, 2010
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Leonardo DiCaprio, Christina Ricci, Toby Maguire, Scarlett Johansson -- they all started out as child actors. And while, sometimes, an early beginning in the biz can morph into an adult-size career, often being a child star can be the kiss of death. Time will tell what will become of the Dakota Fannings and Haley Joel Osments of the world. Perhaps they can learn something from the fates of these actors.

AnnaChlumskytn.jpg10. Anna Chlumsky, My Girl
A whole generation cried its eyes out at the romantic tragedy occasioned by a mere bee sting. (Don't know what I'm talking about? Just watch the movie: My Girl is a tween Crying Game.) Chlumsky turned in a lovely performance as a tomboy in this bittersweet coming-of-age story but getting roles in later years has proven difficult for her. Although she recently landed a part on 30 Rock -- as Tina Fey's doppelgänger, Liz Lemler -- for us she'll always be My Girl.

AustinOBrientn.jpg9. Austin O'Brien, Last Action Hero
If you remember this movie at all, you probably know it as the first bomb to blemish Arnold Schwarzenegger's career. (That is, before he became governor.) One of the more distracting elements of the picture is the child-tagalong role played by Austin O'Brien. Last Action Hero wasn't the young actor's last movie job, but it might just as well have been. His next starring role was in the equally forgettable My Girl 2.

jonathankequantn.jpg8. Jonathan Ke Quan, The Goonies
Having starred first as Short Round in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and then the gadget-obsessed Data in The Goonies, Ke Quan owes his career to Steven Spielberg -- and Spielberg probably owes him an apology. Racial stereotyping aside, Ke Quan projected a genuinely precocious energy as a boy. But while fellow Goonies Sean Astin and Josh Brolin went on to big-screen successes, he never found his own Lord of the Rings or No Country for Old Men. Too bad.

jonathanlipnickitn.jpg7. Jonathan Lipnicki, Jerry Maguire
One thing I can't stand is when kids are used as props in movies. Cherubic little dolls ready to extort sympathy. Where -- pray tell -- are the obnoxious little brats I see in real life every day? Nowhere in Jerry McGuire. Lipnicki's debut -- as an adorable, bespectacled toddler in need of a father figure -- will either melt your little heart or harden your anger at the whole world. Still, playing the perfect cute-child role in a hit movie doesn't mean you'll flourish as an adult actor.

jakelloydtn.jpg6. Jake Lloyd, Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
Mark Hamill didn't exactly have an extraordinary career after playing Luke Skywalker, but things could have been worse: he could have been Jake Lloyd, playing Anakin Skywalker, in The Phantom Menace. Lloyd's performance has all the charm of watching a kid play a video game for two hours. George Lucas's turgid script and lackluster directing are mostly to blame for that: Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, and even Samuel L. Jackson come off as stagnant, too.

michaelolivertn.jpg5. Michael Oliver, Problem Child
Oliver's role as a redheaded hell-raiser in Problem Child should have made him the preteen Malcolm McDowell. Like Alex in A Clockwork Orange, Oliver's Junior was the ultimate trickster, and his was the ultimate anti-child-actor performance -- obnoxious, grating, and deliciously evil. Oliver continued the mayhem in Problem Child 2 -- an unaccountably great sequel, despite lackluster box-office returns -- but it was the last audiences were to hear of Oliver's maniacal laugh.

fredsavagetn.jpg4. Fred Savage, The Princess Bride
Savage was a pleasure to watch in The Princess Bride, his face a transparent instrument communicating everything without ever saying a word. But his film roles never matched his memorable performance as Kevin Arnold on TV's Wonder Years. Savage's problem is that, even as an adult, he looks like a 12-year-old. After starring in the short-lived sitcom Working, Savage moved on to directing episodes of Party Down and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

ralphmacchiotn.jpg3. Ralph Macchio, The Karate Kid
Let's get this out of the way: I like Macchio. Whether it's as Johnny in The Outsiders, Daniel in The Karate Kid, or even supporting Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny, he's a distinctive actor who's a joy to watch onscreen. But he probably overdid a good thing -- yes, I'm talking about The Karate Kid's multiple sequels, which all but ensured that Macchio would remain in moviegoers' minds forever the shy kid from New Jersey who crane kicked his way to a sense of self-worth.

Macaulay-Culkintn.jpg2. Macaulay Culkin, Home Alone
Hollywood's pint-size answer to J.D. Salinger, Culkin wasn't able to build on his early stardom. After the blockbuster Home Alone and a darker role in The Good Son, it appeared as though he were in the biz for the long haul. But Culkin threw it all away. Likely overwhelmed by stardom, he pulled a disappearing act after 1994's Ri¢hie Ri¢h. Although he's resurfaced in recent years in low-key roles (Saved!, Party Monster), it's unlikely he'll return to the heights of yore.

ShirleyTempletn.jpg1. Shirley Temple, Curly Top
Yes, we're taking it old-school with this one. Temple was one of the biggest stars of the thirties -- and one of the youngest. Starting at the age of 3, she delighted Depression-era audiences with her dancing, singing, and winsome personality. But so ingrained was the image of Temple as a living doll that the actress found it difficult to play even teen roles. Despite being an icon for her age, Temple earns our top spot. Baby, take a bow.

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Inception (2010)

Saturday, July 17th, 2010

I did not intend to write a review for Inception. I didn’t want to. If I plan on writing about a film, I take my notebook and write my notes by glow of the silver screen. However, when I entered the midnight showing, I went empty handed. I just wanted to sit back and enjoy the ride. The lights dimmed; the film played; the curtain closed and something was planted in my head that has since festered and grown, taking over my dreams and my waking mind. I was compelled to write on what I saw and experienced. I sit here now, needing to share what I experienced, needing to tell as many as I can to run and have the same experience I did. A film has not haunted me so much in quite a while. It is the second of Nolan’s films to make me question reality and have me chattering like a gibbon as I left the theater – Memento was the first. They both messed with my head. Inception is so well tuned, so well structured, the world it creates is complete and nearly perfect. I not only understood, but I could easily manipulate the concepts it showed me so that I could see them every day around me. This is what film is about.

At some undetermined time in the future (or maybe happening now in the present right under our noses) people are able to jack into other’s subconscious and invade their dreams. Dom Cobb (Leonardo DiCaprio) is the best at doing this and at finding the secrets hidden within those dreams. He is hired by Saito (Ken Watanabe) to place an idea into his business rival’s, Robert Fischer (Cillian Murphy), mind. The request is impossible, the stakes, high, but Cobb needs to do it to gain access back into the United States in order to see his children again. A heist. One last job. So, Cobb puts together a team of people to help him accomplish this task. Ariadne (Ellen Page) is the architect; Yusuf (Dileep Rao) specializes in sleeping potions; Eames (Tom Hardy – stealing every scene he is in) has connections and munitions and Arthur (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is Cobb’s right hand man. However, what none of them realize is that Cobb has a demon in his head in the form of his ex-wife, Mal (Marion Cotillard) that may materialize and wreak havoc while they are working.

The first person that must be praised is writer/director Christopher Nolan. He has proven himself time and again to be the best director working today. Is there any other director whose track record is so clean? He makes films that are great for film geeks and casual filmgoers alike. The critics love him with great reviews and the audiences love him with great box-office. Besides the misstep that is Insomnia, I am hard pressed to think of anyone else who is so prolific and still so successful. Some will say Tarantino but I would argue that Nolan has broader appeal. I really don’t know why more isn’t being said and written about him. He is a master storyteller. No one else would have been able to cram so much information, at such breakneck speed, into two and a half hours without confusing me, and keep me on the edge of my seat. Each piece of information is given at such a time that it either connects to what happened not so long ago, or so that we can use it to unlock the mystery that is about to come. Other directors would have had pity on the “incompetence” of the audience; they would have watered down the plot to help us understand all the information. Nolan drops us in the middle of a story and trusts us to keep up. He doesn’t bother with details that would weigh down the exposition (How can they jack into other people’s dreams?, Who discovered it?, How does it work?) but instead offers it up for us to buy into if we are to follow him.

The editing is the second thing that must be praised. The editing room is the final place that a director “writes”, and as such Nolan’s cutter, Lee Smith, (the one he’s been working with since Batman Begins) is a genius. For thirty to forty-five minutes in the second act of this film there are between four and six different storylines that are going on simultaneously and interrelate with each other. The deft work done here is like juggling chainsaws. If one of the storylines is botched and left behind, the whole movie is ruined. And someone may lose a limb. Added to that is the unbelievable score that Hans Zimmer, three-time Nolan collaborator, produces. It is as unrelenting as the editing. Looking back, I don’t recall more then five minutes tops that did not have music behind it, pushing it forward, raising the tension. There are a few spots in the film where I wished the movie would have slowed down some in order to let us feel the weight of an issue or a decision, and therefore I feel it lost something special in those moments. However, on the whole, it is a dizzying display of expert editing.

DiCaprio does better here then he has done in quite a while, perhaps because he’s not butchering some accent. His guilt ridden scientist is very similar in tone to the guilt ridden cop he played in Shutter Island. He is perfect in this role. After discovering Tom Hardy in 2008’s Bronson, I have found every role he’s been in mesmerizing. I’m glad he’s going to be getting a chance soon to be a leading man, I just wish it wasn’t as Mad Max. Joseph Gordon-Levitt keeps choosing amazing material to be in, although I do wish the costume crew didn’t always place him in the same dapper-looking clothes – shirt and tie with a cardigan again? Switch it up a bit, huh? And Marion Cotillard is an unrelenting force here. The inside joke of having the music that wakes everyone up be Edith Piaf (Cotillard’s Oscar winning role) was, I feel, inspired. Through it all, nothing was regretted by these dreamweavers.

Finally I want to discuss a scene that was in the trailer – guys floating around a hotel hallway. For some of it, I am still confused as to how they did it. There are two segments to the scene. The first is the fight, a fight that goes from floor to wall to ceiling to wall to floor with such ease and fluidity that even Fred Astaire, in all his dancing glory, couldn’t have dreamed that film would have come this far. That was incredible and I can’t even imagine how the fight choreographer wrapped his brain around the logistics of bringing that all together. The second is the zero gravity portion, long profound stretches of time where lots of people are suspended in zero gravity. That’s where I get confused. I suppose it could be CG, erase the wires that the actors are hanging from, however it appeared to me to be more of what they did for the Apollo 13 film in NASA’s KC-135 reduced gravity aircraft. But how would they have been able to build an entire hotel hallway, room and elevator into one of those aircrafts? It cooks my noodle, but I love it for doing so.

There are a couple of places where the visuals don’t quite work, where the CG lets the filmmakers down. There is a bit more of The Matrix (people being jacked in, not knowing which is the real reality, heck they even had a hot girl that was a complete fabrication of someone’s imagination) and of Vanilla Sky here then I would have liked to see. And though the ideas may not be completely original, the execution is. How you react to the ending and your interpretation of the entire film is more a reflection of your personality and your outlook on life. It’s awesome for a piece of art to mean so many different things to so many different people. Nolan has given us yet another a film that we will be watching for decades to come.

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