Diablo Cody will presumably get to keep her EW column. Her 16th minute might have just turned into a career.
"Ambition." "Amorality." "Deviousness." "Venality." "Remorse." "Decency." "And good old-fashioned Cojones." Helen Mirren is totally playing "Password"!
Daniel Day-Lewis wins best actor and thanks the "golden sapling" that grew out of the mad head of Paul Thomas Anderson. Every winner should be obligated to mention golden saplings from here on out.
