WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD!
1. Don’t EVER try and cop a feel off John McClane’s daughter! What are you, stupid?
2. Bald is the new hair.
3. What? You’ve discovered that the government’s defence network is susceptible to computer attack? Nobody will listen to you? You’re concerned about the welfare of your fellow Americans? Well, why not SCARE THE SHIT out of them all and kill hundreds of innocent people?
4. The nerdy computer hacker ALWAYS gets the girl.
5. The girl is ALWAYS the daughter of a crazy mutherfucker that just saved your life ten times. But if you save his life, you might be in with a shot at boning her.
6. People who insist on calling themselves ‘The Warlock’ will inevitably live in their mother’s basement.
7. It’s ok to beat up women as long as they know kung-fu.
8. Jet-fighter pilots will blow up entire bridges and as many civilian cars as they can until they get their man!
9. Jet-fighter pilots never get their man.
10. John McClane is still the coolest guy ever.
