WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD!
1. Purgatory is filled with helpful rocks/crabs that will gladly crush themselves under the weight of an enormous boat just to help some guy who talks to himself.
2. Contrary to popular scientific belief, the world is not round. It actually ends with a giant waterfall that leads to the Sahara Desert.
3. Johnny Depp will lick anything he finds on the ground, for no apparent reason. He’ll even lick his own brain, given half a chance.
4. In the battle of ‘get off the screen you irritating twat’, Keira Knightley surprisingly bests Orlando Bloom.
5. Geoffrey Rush makes wispy facial hair look cool and Bill Nighy makes face-tentacles look cool.
