Here’s something you don’t see everyday: Claire Danes wearing a bikini. She’s vacationing in Italy with boyfriend Hugh Dancy, and it looks like she’s having a relaxing time tanning, taking pictures and reading a book spread eagle which would be hot if I didn’t just spend the past hour looking for her breasts with a magnifying glass. Are they under the beach chair? I don’t get it.

Hey, everybody! Sarah Jessica Parker had her mole removed which makes her 1/1,000th less abrasive to look at. Yay!

The August issues of Vogue Nippon and Numero Tokyo has uber blondes Sasha P and Tanya D gracing the covers.

Ph: Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin for Vogue Japan, Aug 08, pic via tFS scanned by Dieselmax

Ph: Liz Collins for Numero Tokyo Aug 08, pic via tFS scanned by Gold Star

As most of y’all know, Fox News didn’t reveal all the ‘crude’ things Jesse Jackson said about Barack Obama into that ‘hot’ Fox mic last week.
Well, a new report says that in addition to the infamous “nuts cutting” comment Jackson also said the following:
“Barack…he’s talking down to black people…telling n*****s how to behave.”
This was confirmed […]

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“I’ve always thought of it as an old woman’s name, so I demanded that everyone call me Blair. In high school, when people found out my name was Selma, they’d call me things like Smell-ma or Salmonella. That stuff basically came from friends, and I never really had any enemies, so I just kind […]

Looks like Sienna “Sluttiest One of All” Miller is fucking up Brothers & Sisters actor Balthazar Getty’s personal AND professional life.
A friend of Getty’s soon to be ex-wife says, “It’s humiliating. Rosetta left the country to protect the kids, and he continues to see Sienna publicly.”
Rosetta Getty and her four kids with […]

After dropping out of the Emmy race and announcing she “wasn’t given the material to warrant a nomination,” Katherine Heigl basically shit in the corn flakes of the Grey’s Anatomy writers. And now they’re striking back.

*Spoiler Alert*

HER CHARACTER GETS A BRAIN TUMOR.

*End spoiler.*

Did I do that right? Us Weekly reports:

“[Producer] Shonda [Rhimes] and the writers are pissed at her,” the source tells Us. “It’s their way of screwing with her. She won’t know whether she’s going to live or die.”

While I admire the writers for exacting their revenge, I’m a little disappointed. A brain tumor? (Oh, shit. SPOILER!) I mean, is that the best they can do? I was hoping for something along the lines of Katherine’s character falling in love with Osama bin Laden. Together they try to make things work while balancing their careers. (He’s a terrorist; she’s a doctor. Wacky!) And, of course, there’d be several subplots where it’s revealed her character hates puppies, freedom and the laughter of children. I should really write a pilot.

Somebody please give Mushy Fartone a job!
The unemployed actress is a professional partygoer these days. And that’s about it.
How sad!
On Wednesday, the former O.C. star was spotted sitting in the front row at the Hugo Boss fashion show in Berlin.
Last week, she was pAArtying it up in London.
She’s THISCLOSE to becoming the next Tara Reid!
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