Wouldn’t Aaron Carter make an excellent boyfriend for Britney Spears?
They’d be perfect together!
He almost looks enough like a girl to satisfy Spears’ reported lesbian tendencies and he’s dirty and ugly enough to quench her thirst for Kevin Federline-like losers.
Carter, sporting some new tats, was spotted at Paramount Studios in LA on Sunday for an event that was part of National Cancer Survivors’ Day.
If Aaron got together with Britney we’re sure they could pop out at least 3 babies in just under 4 years. And record a couple of crappy duets and release a series of sex tapes.
Take that K-Fed!
