Isn't Penelope tired of presenting the "foreign-language" film Oscar? Even if she's never done it before, doesn't it seem as if she has?
Patrick Dempsey is "versatile" how exactly?
Oh my God, this "Enchanted" number is like being at somebody-I-can't-stand's wedding reception. I don't want to sleep with anyone in the bridal party, and the bar just closed. I want to go home, but my ride is getting some bridesmaid's phone number. Arrgh.
Somebody please fix John Travolta's tie.
Hey, the audience loves that the "Once" just won. Hollywood likes Frappuccino music, too. Jon Stewart's one-liners are good. He just called super-earnest Glen Hansard "arrogant." Sometimes his rudeness is classy. Ha ha, and he just made Travolta, who's a really good sport, run across the stage for the annual "parked car" gag (this time it was Travolta's jet).
